TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I had to cum in my sink.
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