He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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