i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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