Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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