Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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