where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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