I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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