if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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