So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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