The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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