David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.