He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?