you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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