she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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