apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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