It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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