He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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