I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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