Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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