someone owes me an orgasm
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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