I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
