see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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