I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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