Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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