ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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