You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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