i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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