lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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