she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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