The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
