just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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