I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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