Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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