She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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