Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Enjoy the penises
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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