just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
high people should be assigned attendants
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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