Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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