it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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