Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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