Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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