Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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