Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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