I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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