6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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