i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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