He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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