Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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