they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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