Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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