I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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