So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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