I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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