I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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