He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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