I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
