I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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