This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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