We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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